Funny incident

I always avoid hair cutting and shaving. This sometime make me jealous because girls don't have to do these things for keeping their face cute & beautiful.
Anyway once I went to a saloon and a young guy assigned to chop-off my hair which was grown like a long grass. He was adjusting my face like as if it is not a human face but a robot. I was getting irritated but with keeping full composure and patience remained sitted as a dead cow. But everything has its limit ? I started counting after realising that my face is getting rotated, tilted, shifted in a particular path. He was trying to label hair on both side of the chicks. Finally I lost my composure and asked "Bhiya I am not going for a suiting, you don't waste your enery in labeling" Just finish and relieve me. He told without loosing a moment "Arre bhaiya aapka kaan hi chota bara hi
a."
I couldn't stop myself and burst into laughter. Truly speaking I have checked 2-3 times what to verify it.