Welfare party

Speaking on mike, performing on stage, anchoring things like this always fascinates me. In fact this is not only facinating, charming for me but I am sure that every people like to air his views if possible amplify also and wants other to listen carefully, patiently.
This was the day when we decided to give our seniors welfare party. We planned, rehearsed, worked througout the previous night of party. Although even instead of official function we didn't get relieve from attending boring classes. Some of our plans for function was already sacked by our HOD and we didn't wanted at that point of time to do anything like bunking classes to attract more constratints so all of us were present in the class.
Finally we started our function around 6:30 evening. Not all but most of the professors were there. Our seniors were present in fancy dresses. As I was not not interested in boys so can't tell about them but I will not hesitate to say senior girl were really dressed up elegantly and was gorgeous and looking charming at that evening.
I started the function without daring to speak infront of professor which on other occasions I used to do. In the mid of the function I had to read the profile of one of the beautiful, charming senior having very sweet voice.
One of my classmate handover me a piece of paper on which that senior profile was written in Hindi. I started reading the profile and in the last line I poised to a word "bol". Line was about her sweet voice "Aaapke achache hia bol". Except "bol" other words were written in Hindi. I ended up finally the line by saying "Aapke achacha hai ball". I remember whole of the terrace(where the function was on the peak) start trembling with the laughter of professor, seniors, and batch mates. After that I was very nervous but thankful to that charming senior who patted for anchoring nicely.

you should understand

I was getting late for office, although no urgent even assigned work was there for me. But getting late to office, I and my colleagues think as unethical, so it was persistently bothering me.
I was standing in a long queqe for passport application and at the same time filling some details. When I finished and turned my eyes on next person, I saw he has been replaced by a man and a lady. I felt it's wrong and so opposed and said "Hello I am standing before you ...... ladies didn't waited to finish my sentence and said rudely but calmly "You can't understand we have twins" how can be you so inhuman .....
I got stunned by the affliction of caring two baby and also by an unattractive complexion. Now instead of four eyes I saw eight eyes were staring at me four of husband-wife and four of twins. I only mummbled "I don't know"(what to do ?).

Funny incident

I always avoid hair cutting and shaving. This sometime make me jealous because girls don't have to do these things for keeping their face cute & beautiful.
Anyway once I went to a saloon and a young guy assigned to chop-off my hair which was grown like a long grass. He was adjusting my face like as if it is not a human face but a robot. I was getting irritated but with keeping full composure and patience remained sitted as a dead cow. But everything has its limit ? I started counting after realising that my face is getting rotated, tilted, shifted in a particular path. He was trying to label hair on both side of the chicks. Finally I lost my composure and asked "Bhiya I am not going for a suiting, you don't waste your enery in labeling" Just finish and relieve me. He told without loosing a moment "Arre bhaiya aapka kaan hi chota bara hi
a."
I couldn't stop myself and burst into laughter. Truly speaking I have checked 2-3 times what to verify it.